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swaywah:

So I was meant to be meeting my boyfriend today but, ten o’clock is too early for boys apparently. So I ventured out on my own to find his house. I’ve only been there once and I didn’t know his street name. it didn’t end well. 

swaywah:

So I was meant to be meeting my boyfriend today but, ten o’clock is too early for boys apparently. 
So I ventured out on my own to find his house.
I’ve only been there once and I didn’t know his street name.
it didn’t end well. 

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So today…

I was meant to be meeting my girlfriend at 10…but i slept in. So she walked towards my house - oh and btw, she has only been to my house once - and got lost.

So, we basically had a game of Hide’n’seek whilst on the phone and i had to figure out where she was from “I can see a payphone and a bustop…and a woman”

Oh. 

We found each other though, so its all good! :D haha xD

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swaywah:

A Koala eating an apple for lunch.

Getting away from all the hateful previous posts with a CUTE LITTLE KOALA! 
look at it’s little face.
it’s nomnoms.
n’awww :’)